astonishingly:

romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real

(via 0rek)


alalae:

I don’t hate school because “i’m a teenager” no i hate it because who the fuck wants to wake up at 6 in the morning and go to a place where all you feel is stupid and judged. yeah no one ok

(via lifekangaroo)


pokemean:

youngharlemshawty:

World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

7,810,521,682 and me

image

(via hawluchas)



the-troyler-phan:

stability:

This sums up all my friendships with anyone ever

Idk which face is the most accurate

the-troyler-phan:

stability:

This sums up all my friendships with anyone ever

Idk which face is the most accurate

(via angelscantgetcancer)


Q
What's it like being an adult
Anonymous
A

stupidstagram:

"should i buy a news paper? i have the cnn app? does that count? should i buy a coffee maker? it will probably save me a lot of money? but then i have to buy coffee beans? i dont know shit about coffee beans! should i act like i’m reading this bottle of wine for a few minutes before i head straight to the discount vodka section? should i go to the supermarket and buy broccoli? i fucking hate broccoli did i just get invited to a fucking dinner party .. …what do you bring to a dinner party???? TAX SEASON SHOTS FOR EVERYONE! next thing i know i’m staring at a ceiling that is not my own did i just burn toast? how did i make it this far in life without fucking DYIGN i’m so DUMB and sTUPD and i cant do anyhtign  right.. yeah hey mom yeah i’m fine how are you" 


fantasticsteve:

hawluchas:

superwholock fans are so outrageous like they can’t be real

how DARE YOU!! *CLINGS ONTO SHERLOCK, DEAN AND THE DOCTOR.* ITS OKAY MY BABES omg the fEELS XD OMFG SUPERWHOLOCK #I CANT EVEN RIGHT NOW #AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(via hawluchas)



lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

(via hawluchas)


bughotti:

How do kids just know random facts about all animals like “On average, cows poop 16 times per day!”
Thanks, I didn’t need to know that and it was not brought up in the conversation at all, but you keep doing you little buddy

(via hawluchas)


gavinfreeappreciation:

daddykinkcapaldi:

decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

hail hydra

an entire fandom collapsed because of a building

(via angelscantgetcancer)


nosdrinker:

my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life

(via afaultinmystars)


awwww-cute:

After the stray cat I adopted had kittens, this was the only logical next step

awwww-cute:

After the stray cat I adopted had kittens, this was the only logical next step

(via afaultinmystars)


imjust-kyian:

scroturn:

i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me

this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read

(via afaultinmystars)